Dreamers of Secrets and White Treason (pope_guilty) wrote in metaquotes,
Dreamers of Secrets and White Treason
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epiclevelregina makes some New Year's Resolutions:
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In 2006, I resolve to:

shoot my cholesterol level up 100 points, drive around with my emergency break on all the time, destroy every book I get my hands on that isn't written by Silver Ravenwolf, tithe regularly to Jerry Falwell, use the rest of my money to buy clothing at Abercrombie & Fitch, get a really annoying tattoo ("The tattoo artist said that it's Japanese for 'Juggalette forever!' LOL!"), flash the guys at the grease trucks for free fat sandwiches, develop a cocaine habit, set an art museum on fire, estrange everybody who's ever cared about me, and spend all my free time watching reality tv shows.

Especially Blowout.
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