Matthew: Holy fallen angel, Jesus! It's Satan, that dastardly devil.
Satan: Bwahahaha! What's big and mean and stands as an eternal chasm between Man and God?
Jesus: Right you are, old chum. And since the wages of sin is death, every last man, woman, and child on earth is doomed!
Matthew: Some days you just can't get rid of a sin. Satan, you are not a nice person!
Jesus: But wait... maybe... if I were to die for their sins... they just might have a chance!
Satan: Curses, foiled again! I'll get you next time, Jesus! This isn't over!
Jesus: Yes it is, diabolical fiend. For whoever believes in me shall not perish, but shall have ever-lasting life.