My good friend and fellow anime fan geoduck, here.
"Heh heh heh. Silly arcitaka. He's trying to set up his DDR computer, and he's missing an S-Video to RCA converter. Each time he finds one that he thinks will work, he finds out that he's trying to attach two "male" ends. "Be gay!" he yells at them fruitlessly.
My brother has invented electrical component yaoi."