It went a little something like this:
Me: *clinging to the DVD set* *puppy eyes* Pleeeease?
Dad: Well... why should I buy this for you?
Me: I've got a 4.0 GPA?
Dad: That's nothing, anybody could get that.
Me: They could NOT!
Dad: Lemme think. Well, you're 18 and you've never been pregnant, I guess that deserves a reward.
Friendly Neighborhood Wal-Mart Employee who was standing close by: o.O