Mle. (limey_flavored) wrote in metaquotes,
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me_andthe_major wrote in bad_sex about monkey genitalia.



I once saw a monkey at the zoo playing with his flacid penis, and when he let go, it got sucked back into his body, kind of like the power cord on a vaccuum cleaner. I was eleven; it was scary.

And if you like to hear about bizarre retractable penises, check out the context!
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