A Self-Made Man (hugh_mannity) wrote in metaquotes,
A Self-Made Man

For all you less than 100% fit peeps out there...

book_of_daniel signs up for the gym. The whole thing is hysterical, but here's a quick sample:
How long have you been thinking about loosing weight and/or modifying your body image through diet and exercise?

“Should I play this straight or go with the smart ass response?” I pondered for a millisecond or two…

…as if I really had a choice in the matter…

“Birth” I wrote in neat block letters and then quickly moved through the remaining yes or no replies provided for the question and answer segment of our game.

QWP, natch.
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