Piece by piece (joshualore) wrote in metaquotes,
Piece by piece

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Profound questioning!

hypofixx in this post asks some very important questions about Star Wars that no one else has asked before.

So I'm sitting here watching my Star Wars DVDs and a few things came to mind.

a) Where the hell does Princess Leia get fucking lipstick from? There are no Sephoras in space!

b) The Ewoks HAD to have been gay. Who the fuck else would worship gold lamé?

c) If Vader cuts one in his outfit, will you hear it in his breathing? *INHALE-TOOOT*

Just wondering.

To which in reply:

rampagebear - Didn't you know the Deathstar had the galaxy's biggest mall?

hypofixx - Oh my god. Panda Express. But in SPACE!!!
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