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YES! Praise CHRIS PLUS and accept him as your SAVIOR!
I want to join the Church of Chris Plus now. Does it celebrate Chrismas, I wonder? Is there an Antichris waiting to take over the world? If you hit your thumb with a hammer, is it blasphemy to shout "Jesus H. Chris"? Where does he come from? Who are his people? These are the things I need to know.
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