"Mother, my husband is Lord of Darkness, Conqueror of Worlds, Defiler of all that is Pure"
"Well, that's nice, dear. I am glad to see your husband has such high ambitions for his career."
"So where did he graduate from?"
"He says he was expelled from Heaven for trying to overthrow God. But he also said he was the sole survivor of his generation."
"Ah, so he's a valedictorian then?"
"So what's his major?"
"He specializes in disembowling the bodies of infidels."
"So he's a gastrointestinal surgeon then?"