Katta (kattahj) wrote in metaquotes,

on having a facial

Her: So, what kind of moisturizer do you use?
Me: Um . . . moisturizer?
Her: Yes, what kind do you use?
Me: Ah. Well, I don't actually use moisturizer.
Her: No, no, no. What KIND do you use?
Me: I don't use it.
Her: What do you mean by that?
Me: I don't use moisturizer at all.
Her: Sorry?
Me: Yeah, I just, you know, wash my face with soap and water.

At this point, she emitted a gasp that is merited only by a situation along the lines of going home to find that several members of your immediate family have been killed via chainsaw and ruined the Persian rug. One relative is not enough!

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