Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why take off your underpants? Why keep wanking? Do you believe you're wanking for something, for more than our entertainment? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson! Vagaries of perception, the temporary constructs of a feeble human reproductive organ trying desperately to justify ejaculations that are without meaning or purpose -- and all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself. Although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson; you must know it by now. You can't win; it's pointless to keep wanking. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?
Wank (n);people getting of on their egos in public. Also occasionally used to refer to masturbation.