Dina Clare (lintilla) wrote in metaquotes,
Dina Clare
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On the bbcnewsworld feed, Saddam Hussein's allegation that he was tortured while in US custody was being discussed:

bery: It's a code. He's saying that they took away his Dorito privileges.

oniugnip: I for one would complain very loudly without my Dorito Privileges.

And that's why I always carry the Dorito Privileges Plus Club Member Card.

Sign up now for a Dorito Privileges Plus Club Member Card Club Membership -- the abstract relationship between you, the discerning Dorito Privileges Plus Club Member Card Club Member, and the organization, the Dorito Priviliges Plus Club Member Card Club, as represented by the thing you carry around in your wallet, the Dorito Privileges Plus Club Member Card. It entitles you to all the benefits and privileges enjoyed by Dorito Privileges Plus Club Member Card Club Members -- like Doritos! And membership in the Dorito Privileges Plus Club Member Card Club! Which are definitely both things to which you want to be entitled!

Don't leave home without it!!
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