cambler, in a locked post in an adult photo community, gives us a picture of a delightful young lady and a candle. He writes "Remember, I'm the Jew - she's not. So nobody tell her that it's not a Jewish tradition that the candle be lit on the first night by a nude woman. Because if she finds out that's not true, it's all over."
Quoted with permission, of course.
Edited to add: The quotation, the picture, and the subsequent discussion about the colour of the candles are available to public view in his own journal.