My mom works at the church, right? So, tomorrow, the pastor and his wife are coming over for dinner. I have a feeling a scene maker is me...
Me: Hahaha, I left your church and took half the congregation with me.
Pastor: Your mom works for me, now.
Me: I won't join you on the dark side!
Pastor: All your soul are belong to God! You have no chance to be heathen, make your Tao.
Me: *throws spagehtti*
There is no chance of that ending well, is there?