I could have gotten away with trying to convince my boyfriend of this if I hadn't farted on him (A magnificent, sonorous fart, full of resonance and magical odors. I belive it was a tenor) while asleep one night. It was such a magical fart that I actually woke up and thought to myself, "Thank gods I'm alone... OH FUCK I'M NOT!"
He laughed at me in the morning.
EDIT: For easy browsing I'll add my other quote onto this post.
Said by petalsinthewind here.
Why do all the reviews seem to utterly spoil the movie?
Today, I did my best to despoil the movie by revealing that I read the story and all the reveiws and such are so misleading. "BECAUSE THEY GALLOP OFF INTO THE SUNSET AND HAVE A RANCH! A SEXY RANCH! WITH NO SHIRTS EVER!"
I suspect that I failed to despoil the movie.