The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote in metaquotes,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
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jenndolari joins the war effort.

You know, with all this War on Christmas and War on Marriage crap, I have decided that there is a War on Weird, and that it needs to be defended to the death.

Next time you say Happy Holidays to someone, and they get mad at you - simply say something completely nonsensical, like "Bite the Wax Tadpole" or "Me ole mama dog face in the banana patch."

It is my responsibility to make sure the world remains weird, and safe for those of us who (by choice or by luck or by fate) live outside the norm. I will not rest until the entire world bends to my beliefs and.... ooooh, PANCAKES!


From here, though the quote is the whole post.
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