Laura (amalthya) wrote in metaquotes,
Laura
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It must be all those croutons she's eating, but tom_kiper makes me laugh on a cold Ugandan morning:

Also gaped at the My Bling Bling Barbies. Even their panties have bling--at least, the ones who actually wear panties, which may or may not be all of them. Plastic-faced liposucked hoochies. Got so much glitter lip gloss it looks like a fungal infection, some kinda sparkly face herpes an' shit. Oy. (Didn't help that they were next to the Lindsay Lohan dolls, whose unfortunate freckle pattern makes her look like Alfred E. Neumann's somewhat hotter sister. Tragic.)


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