Hello, Men of Gondor hotline. Can I help you?
I certainly hope so. My Denethor model keeps hitting my Faramir model.
Oh dear. You know those two models are not compatible. You do have a Boromir model?
Yes, but he is out with our Aragorn.
I see. You may have to deactivate your Denethor until your Boromir gets home.
Oh, sorry... it went quiet, I was looking for my Faramir... hold on... I smell smoke...
Ma'am... Deactivate your Denethor NOW!
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