brb = short for 'bee! arrr! bee!' (ie. undead ill-fated pirates in search of honey)
eta = estimated time of arrival for my brain to get to this entry that i've already posted .5 seconds ago
beard = john rhys davies
liek = deliberate mispelling of "postmodernism"
wtf = watery fruit = fics in which elijah is made to cry a lot
tinhat = ned kelly costumer
fandom wanker = someone who types all their entries with one hand
flist = that move dom does when he...
viggo mortensen = acronym for 'oh my god'
She also has the best icon set evah. Yes.