tom_kiper has a go at a meme goin' around. Some selected entries:
How does someone make you happy?
By finding the cure for cancer. Lazy bastards, the lot of you. Your clear lack of concern for my continued happiness makes me sick.
How do you want to be treated when you are sick?
What do you share with others?
Hatred of stripes.
The whole thing is quite snickerworthy.