Me: Level two nursery.
IV: Do you have any TPN orders yet?
Me: Actually yes, we have about thirty of them. All filled out.
IV: Great! Could you send them down so we can get started?
Me: No, we really can't.
Me: In fact, I'm going to send all thirty at 13:59. Cheers! *click*
Me: Domino's Pizza! Can I take your order? . . .
But really, to get the full effect, the one which had me laughing to tears, read the whole post. It's the escalation as time goes by, and I particularly loved the rest of the pizza...
*Total Parenteral Nutrition, for small babies.