Me: Paper or plastic?
Guy: You didn't just ask me that.
Guy: Have you ever been to Yosemite?
Guy: Because if you have seen the trees there, you would not be asking me 'paper or plastic'.
I ended up giving him double paper inside plastic. :) I think when it comes to people like that, we should be allowed to ask "Paper, plastic, or fur of a baby seal?"
Ah, customers_suck, how we love thee. Some of the comments are priceless as well.