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On answering holiday memes
agent may is unimpressed
trishalynn wrote in metaquotes
16. Do you put presents under the tree?

No, I put them on my head and sell myself to an art museum as modern art.

--mice answers a Christmas-themed meme.

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What the fuck have you been smoking?

Well, you certainly haven't been smoking in a bar in california!


No smoking in bars now, and soon no drinking and no talking.

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Don't know where that fucking book is, mate! Could be anywhere! There's a lot of them about.

Come down to the library, we're going to have a wild time!

::falls off chair laughing::

Thanks, was in desperate need of a good laugh.

Oh the mental images!

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