Mike (sarcastro) wrote in metaquotes,
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rileylj was attacked by a crazy "Jesus Loves You" lady in the elevator tonight. All in all, he handled it brilliantly.


Lady: How you all doin' tonight?
Me: Good.
Lady: Jesus loves you.
Me: I'm Jewish. *slowly nods head up and down*
Lady: Jesus still loves you though.
Me: Yeah, but we killed him.
At this point a few of the people in the elevator start cracking up and trying not to LOL.
Lady: It don't matter, Jesus will always love you. Try to love him back.
Me: I'll think about it.

Fortunately at this point, the elevator stops on my floor. I run like hell out of the elevator, and the hot kid and I start breaking out in laughter.



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