Gemma (_outercourse) wrote in metaquotes,
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First post! I hope I've done this right.

Overheard in babb_chronicles:

tophets_tool

Junior Death Eaters

Ah, the Junior Death Eaters' Association. Back again, in all your evil fanonish glory.

Personally, I like to call them 'The People's Front of JDEA'. I don't know why.

beardedtroll:

YKW: What good have the muggles ever done for us?
MALFOY: The railroads?
YKW: What?
MALFOY: The railroads.
YKW: Yes, yes. They did give us that. Uh, that's true.
PETTIGREW: And the sanitation.
LESTRANGE: Oh, yes, the sanitation, Tom. Remember what Diagon Alley used to be like?
YKW: Yes. All right. I'll grant you the railroad and the sanitation are two things that the muggles have done.
GREYBACK: And the Internet.
YKW: Well, yes. Obviously the Internet. I mean, the Internet goes without saying, doesn't it? But apart from the sanitation, the railroads, and the Internet--
DOLOHOV: Double entry book-keeping.
JUGSON: The arts.
DEATH EATERS: Huh? Heh? Huh...
NOTT: Cheap beer.
DEATH EATERS: Ohh...
YKW: Yes, Yes. All right. Fair enough.
SNAPE: And the porn.
DEATH EATERS: Oh, yes. Yeah...
MALFOY: Yes. Yes, that's something we'd really miss, Tom, if the muggles left. Huh.
YAXLEY: Public parks.
LESTRANGE: And it's safe to buy goods on e-bay now, Tom.
PETTIGREW: Yeah, they certainly know how to run things. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a world like this.
DEATH EATERS: Hehh, heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
YKW: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the railroads, double-entry bookkeeping, cheap beer, the arts, irrigation, the Internet, a government, and porn, what have the muggles ever done for us?
GREYBACK: Brought progres.
YKW: Oh. Progress? Shut up!

Contizzle, yo.
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