Crazy, Crazy Saddam rode forth from old Iraq.
He was not afraid to die, O Crazy Saddam.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Crazy, crazy, crazy, Crazy Saddam!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, Crazy Saddam
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his penis...
Saddam: That's... that's... er... enough music for now lads. This court has no legitimacy!