Chaotic Neutral Human Sorcerer (4th Level) (myniamh) wrote in metaquotes,
Chaotic Neutral Human Sorcerer (4th Level)
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weaverandom summerizes The Matrix.



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And then there was Trinity's Big Scene. You know, the one with all the tentacle sex.

"Neo, I'm dying. Neo, I love you. Like you didn't already know that from the ten thousand other times I've said it, but now I'm dying, and I STILL love you. Surprised?"
"Why, yes, now that you mention it. Didn't we have this scene last movie?"
"Yes, but I forgot my lines that time. But then you died the one before that, and nobody complained. Now you're supposed to be sad. Cry."
"I can't. I have no eyes."
"Oh. Okay. Kiss me instead."
"Sure."

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