darksky23 (darksky23) wrote in metaquotes,
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QWP, just in case...

dmusicat remembers some amusing things said by her college English professor, and shares them.

“Suddenly, Mary was getting as much play as God and Jesus. Did that sound bad? ‘Ohmygosh! I was in English today when my teacher was struck by lightening – he just disappeared!' 'Yeah, the ground opened up, and Satan came and pulled him down' '‘A’s for all of you!'’’



“Shakespeare likes to f*ck with you. Shakespeare is not your friend.”

“Suddenly, Mary was getting as much play as God and Jesus. Did that sound bad? ‘Ohmygosh! I was in English today when my teacher was struck by lightening – he just disappeared!' 'Yeah, the ground opened up, and Satan came and pulled him down' '‘A’s for all of you!'’’

Lo, those many years ago…

I don’t know how else to say this…literature is a whore.

“What did I say?” (Rhyme Scheme) “I didn’t say that. It was someone else. I bet you didn’t know I have multiple personalities”

As far as old shit goes, this is the oldest shit we’ve read

(About the wife of Bath): How was she wearing her clothes? Tightly! *whip noise* rrrrrrrraaaaaar.

(about the type of stockings the wife of bath was wearing) “probably cloth because it’s damn cold in England, even in April”

(About wife of bath) : she has bitchin new shoes

(of wife of bath): you gotta think DIVA

(about sleeping around before marraiage): Always test drive before you buy the car

Ambiguity is our playground (about English majors)



Heh. Teachers like that make class fun.
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