There are a lot of things wrong with fanfic. I accept that. But a line must be drawn somewhere for all of us, and I found that line yesterday. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles do NOT get laid. End of discussion. They don't even have LIPS, for gods' sake! They are TURTLES!!! That's like writing 'My Little Pony' stories called Melody Gets Mounted... Okay, I'm done now.