Hermione: Wow, that was an awesome match! Too bad the director was so shit that he opted not to show the audience ANY of it!
Arthur: Hey, let's go. We're in danger.
Ron: Man, your acting in this film is even worse than Harry's!
Ron: Actually, your acting has improved a lot. Not as good as mine though.
Hermione: What about-
Ron: Don't even get me STARTED on you, whore!
Arthur: Hey, I was being alarmed here?
Ron: Right. Let's go, everyone! Aaaargh!
Entire text, which is well worth the read, can be found here.