¤ And A Know-It-All Grin ¤ (kielle) wrote in metaquotes,
¤ And A Know-It-All Grin ¤

I've been getting spam lately telling me all the wonderful products that I can use to eliminate spam. Which strikes me as just really stupid. Then again, I'm also being offered products to make my non-existent penis grow to a size that would make the demons in "Legend of the Overfiend" reach for the extra pair of socks to stuff down the trousers, so who am I to judge the intelligence of spammers?

-- deathpixie

I'd been told that Depp was the Gayest Pirate Ever, but I wasn't quite prepared for just how very, very gay that was.

-- cherryice

Back From Europe

And boy are my arms tired. Seriously though, if I never hear the term 'anal probe' used again, it will be to soon. On the lighter side, Area 51 makes a damn fine tuna salad sandwich. Who knew? I'd get the recipe, but the Army is busy insisting that the lunchroom is just the reflection of Venus off some swamp gas.

Just a brief note. There are 100 people who have me friended now. Damn, that's eerie. I feel strangely required to be entertaining. Too bad this post flushes that idea down the tubes.

-- dexfarkin
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