My dad shows up the other night and brings me a fire extinguisher.
"You can use this for grease fires and regular fires, too," he says.
"What else would you use it for, Corrie?" asks Mom.
"Well," I say, "if the Voice of God shows up in my bedroom in a giant firecloud, I'll shoot it at him."
*parents look confused*
Kudos to everyone who rules enough to get the reference...