Ami Elizabeth (spidersilken_ai) wrote in metaquotes,
Ami Elizabeth
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My dad shows up the other night and brings me a fire extinguisher.

"You can use this for grease fires and regular fires, too," he says.

"What else would you use it for, Corrie?" asks Mom.

"Well," I say, "if the Voice of God shows up in my bedroom in a giant firecloud, I'll shoot it at him."

*parents look confused*


~phonographgirl

Kudos to everyone who rules enough to get the reference...

~Ami
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