kauricat (kauricat) wrote in metaquotes,
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missmiah gives as good as she gets

During a recent jaunt to her local walmart, missmiah ran into a shining example of customer service, and actually said one of those things I always wish I had the nerve to say in such situations:

Bought my groceries without incident and had high hopes for escaping without any random friendly conversation attempts (I think perhaps the Harry Potter gossip might have discourage people today) when I had to pause at the door to have my receipt checked by the door guy. And, apparently, the assistant door guy who fancies himself a humorist.

"I bet you really know how to cook, look at all that microwavable stuff. Pizza rolls, outstanding, your husband must be a happy man."

ANNNNDDD I snapped.

I snatched my receipt back and tucked it into my purse, offering the Nosey Bastard a friendly, innocent smile. "Oh, I don't have to cook, I'm great in bed. Have a good day."

So - yes, not going back to THAT particular Volde-Mart for awhile.


Not that anyone probably needs context, but there it is anyway.
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