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The Twelve Days of Ex-Mas

QWP from an f-locked post by sulcharae, who made this up last night while I was talking to her. You know the tune, so sing along!

The Twelve Days of Ex-Mas.
On the First day of Christmas my last ex gave to meeee
An untreatable VD!

On the second day of christmas my last ex gave to meeee
Two Herpes Sores and an Untreatable VD!

On the third day of Christmas my last ex gave to meeee
Three pubic lice, two herpes sores and an untreatable VD!

On the Fourth Day of Christmas my last ex gave to meee
Four Lumpy Warts, Three pubic lice, Two herpes Sores and an Untreatable VD!

On the Fifth day of christmas my last ex gave to meeee
o/~ CHLAAAMIDIIIIAAAAA....o/~ Four Lumpy Warts, Three pubic lice, Two herpes Sores and an Untreatable VD!

On the Sixth day of Christmas my last ex gave to meee
Hepatitis B, Chlamidia!, four lumpy warts, three pubic lice, two herpes sores and an untreatable VD!

On the Seventh day of Christmas my last ex gave to meeee
Seven spots of thrush, Hepatitis B, Chlamidia!, four lumpy warts, three pubic lice, two herpes sores and an untreatable VD!

On the Eighth day of Christmas my last ex gave to meeee
Eight Scabies mites, Seven spots of thrush, Hepatitis B, Chlamidia!, four lumpy warts, three pubic lice, two herpes sores and an untreatable VD!

On the Ninth day of Christmas my last ex gave to meeee
Nine Syphilis Leisions, Eight Scabies mites, Seven spots of thrush, Hepatitis B, Chlamidia!, four lumpy warts, three pubic lice, two herpes sores and an untreatable VD!

On the Tenth day of Christmas my last ex gave to meeee
a Weird Green Discharge, Nine Syphilis Leisions, Eight Scabies mites, Seven spots of thrush, Hepatitis B, Chlamidia!, four lumpy warts, three pubic lice, two herpes sores and an untreatable VD!

On the Eleventh day of Christmas my last ex gave to meeee
Eleven concerned doctors, a Weird Green Discharge, Nine Syphilis Leisions, Eight Scabies mites, Seven spots of thrush, Hepatitis B, Chlamidia!, four lumpy warts, three pubic lice, two herpes sores and an untreatable VD!

On the Twelfth day of Christmas my last ex gave to meeee
Twelve days to live, Eleven concerned doctors, a Weird Green Discharge, Nine Syphilis Leisions, Eight Scabies mites, Seven spots of thrush, Hepatitis B, Chlamidia!, four lumpy warts, three pubic lice, two herpes sores and an UUUNNNTREAAATABLEEE...VEEEE...DEEEEE!!! *Fanfare, fireworks, confetti, etc*
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