And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen

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Two from hisgreyeyes

James Lileks reviews the Matrix. "The director wants us to fear him – but who wouldn’t want to knock back some cold ones with Agent Smith? "Missster Liiilechs, I've missed you. Have a beeeeer."

I have discovered the secret to forcing myself to complete a task to deadline: I drink four glasses of water and then don't let myself go to the toilet until I'm done.

I didn't know I could draw that fast. My hand is, like, smoking.

Current Mood: yay! potty!

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