No, I'm not doing NaNo. I decided to spend November masturbating instead.
Lets face it, the result is the same: we'll all have hand cramps and no one will be interested in what we did all month. The only difference is that I'm actually having fun.
Check out the comments for tentacles and the Orgasmometer. The Orgasmometer probably deserves it's own metaquote, but I don't do HTML.
Edit: You broke the Orgasmometer. Shame on you!