ODE TO PHOTOBOOTHS (okay, so it's not really a ode..):
What delight, the flashing lights and magical tranformation
that you promise with glitter and glamour
to ugly mannerless girls who jump the damn queue
cause they're bloody blind to my presence.
Damn it, haven't you realised that no one gives a shit
about your oily hair and bitten nails.
I guess that's why you're all jumping to have your picture taken.
Oh, magical photobooth, smite these ugly mannerless girls
and let me take my photo in peace
Oh, magical photobooth, let these ugly mannerless girls know
the true meaning of the word 'ugly'.
Oh, magical photobooth, how I worship you and adore your flashing lights
Oh, please, just please, make these ugly mannerless girls drop dead
or at least down the metal escalators
so I can laugh at their stupidity and ugliness.
Oh, magical photobooth, how can I ever thank you?
Your photos, have turned their heads and now,
Lo, they're leaving! Thank you forever, magical photobooth.
But, what now? Noooo~! You're out of photographic paper!
Oh, how I curse you, magical photobooth.
QWP. Post found here
EDIT: Bah. Why is the html not working?
EDIT2: Thanks. Don't know how I forgot that o.O