Blackjack Gabbiani (blackjackrocket) wrote in metaquotes,
Blackjack Gabbiani
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okay ... i saw this one romance novel of my mom's in the bathroom. and i opened it to one of the last pages, and it was all full of stuff like, "she opened herself like a flower" and "his tremendous, quivering length." and i was all, "-_-;;" and then i looked at the front, at the dedications ... and it was to the author's father.
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