Ciara la Belle (ciara_belle) wrote in metaquotes,
Ciara la Belle

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Former theatre clerk millym makes a very funny post in customers_suck:

Our theater screens are not from the future. They are not from the 50's depiction of the future, which would contain rocketships, moon men, the complete destruction of communism, and laserblasters. Technology that served you with an eerie, unblinking smile would also be requisite. Nor is it the future of the 80's, featuring a war torn earth, dune buggies, laserblasters, and sand. Lots and lots of sand. And it's not the future of now, which just has better technology and more pornography, possibly featuring cybernetic implants, commercial space travel, and a former chinese mafia member who teams up with a former cop, a card hustler, a young hacking savant, and a dog. These screens come strictly from the boring (But still porno filled) world of today, and they do not obey your every wish. Just be glad they don't have consciousness and free will either or: Choose your own pop culture joke adventure! Choose from: A. HAL (Turn to page 85) B. Blade Runner (Turn to page 63) C. Armitage III (Turn to page 42) D. This very pop culture reference to Choose Your Own adventure books. (Keep staring at this page and NEVER STOP.) E. I'm going to go play Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow (Go play Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow).

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