Chandri MacLeod (chandri) wrote in metaquotes,
Chandri MacLeod

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Technically from my journal, but I didn't make the funny.

I was reading aloud a few of the examples on the CNN site of "advice to the president" to mik100. We came across this one:

None. I think he is doing a wonderful job and smiling the entire way. Who protected our country after September 11? Who protects our country today? I think the Democrats should look at their own party that is where the problems lie. There is nothing they can do to discourage our party. Nothing. We are all smiling.
(Names omitted to protect the stupid/grammatically impaired.)

I observed: "you moron, that would be your enormous military."

mik100 reached out to the table and picked up a bright pink hair tie.

"Yes," she said. "George Bush protects America from terrorists. And this hair elastic keeps away tigers."
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