Ryuu (karma_aster) wrote in metaquotes,
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God help me, it all fits!

From juleskicks here, QWP:

Mom had a patient who was stung by several bees and was in because he is allergic to bee stings.

He was stung on the Naval Observatory grounds. That is, the Vice President's grounds. Because Dick Cheney keeps bees and releases them on intruders.

"What are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark, they spit bees at you?"

Translation: MR. BURNS IS OUR VICE PRESIDENT, PEOPLE. THINK ABOUT IT.
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