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superbus, his thoughts on Bush nominating Alito for Supreme Court and the Republican Party in general.

I picture the Republicans as being like a four year old in a toy aisle. They tug Daddy George's pant leg, and go "Daddy George! Can we have Roe vs. Wade?" And George goes "I'm sorry, we can't afford that, we're going to have to settle for this balance thing...", and the Republicans start screaming "MINE! MINE! MINE!" in the aisle.

"We've been through this before, you can't have it..."
"MINE! MINE! MINE!"
"C'mon, stop it now, you're embarrassing me..."
"MINE! MINE! MINE!"
"Now stop it! I gave you a brand new Miers toy a few weeks ago, and you broke it! You're being bad!"
"MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!"

And then George, who's getting stares now by the rest of the people in the store, and mocking looks from those snobby Democrats, tries to take them out of the store, saying something along the lines of "I'm not letting you do this to me again...", and the Republicans fall down, kicking and screaming, saying they're going to tell the police, and this goes on for a few minutes, until George goes "Fine! OK! You can have Roe vs. Wade, if only it'll make you be quiet...", and the Republicans spring back up, like nothing's happened, saying "Thank you Daddy George! ^_^"




First, I laughed because it was funny. Then I winced because I realized, "Damn, this pretty much hits the spot..."

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