The Winamp Knows Things Meme, whereas you ask these questions of randomized Winamp and interpert its Delphian answers. Myyyyseeeriouuus
FLAX: What do you think of me, Winamp?
WINAMP: Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Where The Wild Roses Grow.
FLAX: ...so i'll just go get my black makeup then okay i'll do that.
FLAX: Will I have a happy life?
WINAMP: A Perfect Circle - Judith.
FLAX: ...I have no idea how to interpert that. Also, the lyrics are hard to hear.
FLAX: *Google searches*
FLAX: I never knew this song was a scathing rebuttal of christianity!
FLAX: ...I still have no idea how to interpert that.
FLAX: What do my friends really think of me?
WINAMP:: Our Lady Peace - Sorry.
FLAX: That really helps. That's really obvious. Can't you answer a simple question? I'm sorry too, Winamp. I'm sorry you're an idiot.
FLAX: Do people secretly lust after me? (please let a song by Yes come on please let a song by Yes come on)
WINAMP: Conjure One - Tears From The Moon.
FLAX: "I still love you, baby I adore you"? Winamp, all is forgiven.
FLAX: How can I make myself happy?
WINAMP: Gregorian Masters Of Chant - Fade To Grey.
FLAX: Suicide. Check.
FLAX: What should I do with my life?
WINAMP: Our Lady Peace - 4AM.
FLAX: Two songs by the same band out of over a thousand songs? Ominious.
FLAX: GOOGLE POWER
[SPECIAL EFFECTS, including a NUDE TRANSFORMATION SCENE.]
FLAX: So basically I should be some sort of matchmaker?
FLAX: Why must life be so full of pain?
FLAX: Who the hell wrote this meme?
WINAMP: Nina Gordon - Tonight & The Rest Of My Life
FLAX: I hate you a lot, Nina Gordon.
FLAX: On perusing the rest of these questions, I find them stupid.
FLAX: FLAX MADE QUESTIONS* follow.
FLAX: How you doin'?
WINAMP: Our Lady Peace - Starseed.
FLAX: So seriously you like OLP a little too much man.
FLAX: Also this song makes absoloutly no sense.
FLAX: I am fine, thank you!
FLAX: Can I change the world, make it a better place, for me and for you and for the entire human race?
WINAMP: Limp Bizkit - Mission Impossible II Theme
FLAX: ...now you choose to start getting relevant?
FLAX: Or possibly you just despise Micheal Jackson.
FLAX: Which is okay.
FLAX: On perusing the values of the abrahamic religions, one finds them lacking in the direction and manifest destiny of humanity. As humanity is subordinate to a Creator, the only goal of such is to become 'one' with this Creator, or to remain as subserviant to it. Discuss.
WINAMP: No Doubt - Spiderwebs.
* Flax Made Questions; They Do A Meme Good.