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thebasi wrote in metaquotes
Found this in a locked post by brazilrascal at Bad RPers Suck_Adult, in which several sorts of annoying RPers were discussed. This bit comes from brazilrascal's being too nice to tell stalkers to take a hike:


At the same time...I am a softie, a big, big wuss. I have a hard time telling people to go to hell if they seem to like me. Here's an example that really, really happened, the truest factual recount to ever not lie:

Osama bin Laden : Harabishueba*!!! You have got me cornered, tied to this huge anvil, and you stole my kidney dialysis machine, Infidel Rascal!
Yours Truly: Tonight it ends, Bin Laden. You'll pay for every single person you killed or sponsored the killing off, and for being indirectly responsible for the cancellation of Politically Incorrect. One pull of this lever, and you will be reduced to a half-cup of disoriented subatomic matter.
Osama Bin Laden: ....oh, well. At least I feel better knowing that I have lost to such a hunky paragon of brilliance. You have just this kind of...chemistry, you know?
Yours Truly: ....
Osama Bin Laden: ....
Yours Truly: ....*cough*
Osama Bin Laden: ...
Yours Truly: ...I forgot my...safety goggles...in my other disintegration machine. Can't well turn it on now, right? It'd be unsafe.
Osama Bin Laden: Totally. Your commitment to responsible procedure is commendable!
Yours Truly: So, um. Let's call it off this time. Move along. And stop doing...that thing you do.
Osama bin Laden: Ten-four.
*: This means, literally, "shit on my mustache!" in Arabic. And now you know.


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Totally. Your commitment to responsible procedure is commendable!

Ahahaha! Brilliant.

One pull of this lever, and you will be reduced to a half-cup of disoriented subatomic matter.

SAM AND MAX REFERENCE! *dies*

:o That's a Sam and Max reference?!

...Knew I should have watched more of that series. All I remember clearly was one of them staring at Hera with X-Ray glasses and subsequently losing their godhood.

...Also, that's a funny icon.

In the game "Sam & Max Hit the Road," during the opening sequence, a woman is being not-very-successfully terrorised by a Mad Scientist™. "With a flip of a lever, my ungrrrateful lunch date will be reduced to a half-cup of disoriented atomic matter."

Ahhh, thanks.

..."Disoriented" is just perfect for that.

Took some time for people to spot it!

Damn, I miss the voice acting in that game...

It's not that I didn't *immediately* recognize your brilliance; it's that I'm just really, really lazy.

woah I was wondering where I'd heard that before!! geez that goes back a few years...

"I knew he wasn't a real doctor."

...Why didn't I catch on before you pointed that out? *baffled*

*: This means, literally, "shit on my mustache!" in Arabic. And now you know.

o.o I'm learning Persian and Arabic is starting to look heaps easier.

I see it as my civic duty to enlighten people against their will and better judgement. :)

Thank you.

...Against my better judgement, how precisely does one *pronounce* that?

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