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orcho5000 wrote in metaquotes
From the always reliable mysterg...

Funny things heard on "Cops":
A VERY southern guy, arrested for drug possession (crack pipe, etc.,) is asked "Now, who had the drugs we found in the bathroom?"
Reply: "I have no idea, I was watching Dukes of Hazzard and just relaxing..."

I can just hear old Waylon Jennings now, as the picture freeze-frames; "Well, it looks like them Duke boys was caught with crack again...Damn, them Duke boys are IDJITS..."

Meanwhile, Uncle Jesse's feeling up a goat...


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I was thinking the same damn thing when I saw it last night.

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