Funny things heard on "Cops":
A VERY southern guy, arrested for drug possession (crack pipe, etc.,) is asked "Now, who had the drugs we found in the bathroom?"
Reply: "I have no idea, I was watching Dukes of Hazzard and just relaxing..."
I can just hear old Waylon Jennings now, as the picture freeze-frames; "Well, it looks like them Duke boys was caught with crack again...Damn, them Duke boys are IDJITS..."
Meanwhile, Uncle Jesse's feeling up a goat...