Rabbit: I'm going to try steal the Trix. I am announcing this because, even though I've been doing this same thing since the 1960s, I still feel you might not know. Like you'll on the TV, see me and think "Hey, there's the Trix Rabbit, I wonder what he'll do this time? He's going to try to steal the Trix? Why, that's the last thing I expect of him! Good thing he's announcing his intentions, so I know." Now I shall don a silly costume. *Sneaks up to the kids*
Kid 1: Dude, I think it's that fucking rabbit again.
Kid 2: Oh for Christ's sake- let's do this.
Kid 1: *Pulls off the rabbit's costume* Moron. You can't have this stuff.