Are you an Evil Overlord? Sick of incompetent minions screwing up your plans for world domination?
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- Lack of desire to be a
targetEvil Overlord means no worries about being usurped.
- Patented Is Not Actually Evil technology will confuse the do-gooders who break into your lair.
- Built in "My Lord, that's a bloody stupid idea" feature means you can finally ditch that 5 year old advisor.
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* Offer does not apply to George Bush or anyone without decent internet facilities. Terms and conditions apply.
That's the full entry, but any offers should be made here.