Down in CaffyDoo-ville
Liked Caffe a lot...
But the Tea Grinch,
Who lived just North of CaffyDoo-ville,
The Tea Grinch hated Caffe
The whole Caffe season
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that her shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that SHE IS A BITCH.
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PS, this is my first metaquote, so if I forgot something, let me know!