I need your discipline (neaira) wrote in metaquotes,
I need your discipline

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How the grinch stole.... caffe?

cindel in customers_suck tells a story about a grumpy customer to the tune of "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"....

Every CaffyDoo
Down in CaffyDoo-ville
Liked Caffe a lot...

But the Tea Grinch,
Who lived just North of CaffyDoo-ville,
Did NOT!

The Tea Grinch hated Caffe
The whole Caffe season
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that her shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that SHE IS A BITCH.

Rest of post found here.

PS, this is my first metaquote, so if I forgot something, let me know!
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